feistily:

I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me.
I don’t want to grow up.

(Source: feistily, via stonewallaby)

unswaggy:

to attend school tomorrow or throw myself into a pit of fire

(via textpostsrus)

angelicpity:

My fetishes include men giving me large sums of money and then never, ever talking to me again

(via textpostsrus)

doctor-starkid:

OMG GUYS

why did the Chicken cross the road?

to get to the OTHER SIDE

as in Death

as in Afterlife!

the chicken was suicidal!

sherlockianwho:

mcjugs:

hey this is normal shit

FUCKING ANGRY SHIT 

this is whispering shit

THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT

scared to say things shit

fucking pay attention shit

I hope I wasn’t the only one who read this in different voices.

(via alittleoverenthusiastic)

thecattgirl:

• Do not use “autistic” as an insult
• DO NOT USE “AUTISTIC” AS AN INSULT
• DO
• NOT
• USE
• “AUTISTIC”
• AS AN INSULT
• DO NOT USE “AUTISTIC” AS AN INSULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
• OR I WILL PERSONALLY THROW YOU INTO THE PITS OF HELL
• thank you

(via alittleoverenthusiastic)